| My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She’s gotta a baby sister and they’re headed into town
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| They’re lookin’for a good time
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| They’re fun to be around
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| I said what do she look like?
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| He scratched his head and stated
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| «She was a home comin’football queen before she graduated.
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| We’ll wine and dine and do 'em fine
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| and really double date 'em
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| Then take 'em back to the motel six and
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| Try to seperate 'em.
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| They showed up in a pick up They were right on time
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| His was kinda heafty
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| But not half as big as mine
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| I’m runnin’block
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| Turn the lights down low
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| Runnin’block
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| Don’t want know one to know
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| That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215
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| Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team
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| She cleaned her plate at dinner
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| Then she ate what’s left of mine
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| Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine
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| She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig
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| I said «Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big
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| You know why?
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| 'Cuz my brother’s havin’a party
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| Thought you outta know
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| He’s got coeds swimmin naked |