
Date of issue: 20.08.2006
Song language: English
Jacky Don Tucker |
Jacky Don Tucker was my daddy’s little brother |
And at seventeen he jumped the fence |
He joined a rock 'n roll band, got a tattoo on his hand |
Granny said he never had a lick of sense |
'Cause by the time he turned seven he was a stealin’watermelons |
Playin’house with the girl next door |
Drinkin’muscadine wine by the time he was nine |
Sneakin’out and smokin’cigarettes under the porch |
He was a melon stealin', cop-a-feelin', daredevil fool |
A do-it-anywayin', playin’hooky from school |
A water tower poet, class of '73 |
He’d say by God you better know it if you’re runnin’with me |
'Cause I’m a skinny dippin’finger flippin’song of a gun |
Play by the rules, you gonna miss all the fun |
He was always drag racin’and he kept the sheriff chasin' |
But they never caught ole Jacky Don |
'Cause he was nobody’s fool, the definition of cool |
He even cut a donut on the courthouse lawn |
He created quite a scandal that the locals couldn’t handle |
When he took up with the preacher’s baby girl |
They bought a new double wide and on their wedding night |
Aunt Jenny went to rockin’Uncle Jacky Don’s world |
Repeat Chorus |
Play by the rules, you’re gonna miss all the fun |
Play by the rules, you’re gonna miss all the fun |
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