
Date of issue: 31.12.1994
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Hot Rod Sleigh |
I saw one of Santas helpers at the grocery store today |
He was standin’at the front door givin’candy canes away |
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation |
How’s Santa gonna get here with this risin’population |
He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week |
And it seems that dear ol’Santa has got somethin’up his sleeve |
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear |
He said, don’t you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear |
He said, boss man’s all excited 'cause his new sled’s almost ready |
And they say he’s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty’s |
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they’re lookin’long and mean |
It’s the fastest, highest flyin’winter wonderland machine |
I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say |
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh |
It’s got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he’s gettin’old, you know |
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow |
Landin’lights of red and white all stuck along the side |
So he can spot the rooftops as he’s fallin’from the sky |
He’s got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches |
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches |
Only thing about it that worries him a heap |
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep |
Repeat Chorus |
Well, I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say |
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh |
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