Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ten Points For A Razor Scooter, artist - TISM. Date of issue: 21.01.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Ten Points For A Razor Scooter |
| Ten points for a Razor scooter |
| Ten points for a Razor scooter |
| Double if it’s not a kid |
| Smash a pumpkin, kill a Heidi (celebrity's worth a fiver) |
| Hit anyone on reality TV (call it «Non-Survivor») |
| Three points for a pagan worshipper (four if they go to heaven) |
| Five points for a world business leader (plus six for S Eleven) |
| Ten points for a Razor scooter |
| Ten points for a Razor scooter |
| Ten points for a Razor scooter |
| Double if it’s not a kid |
| There’s no point to this world, let’s make that clear |
| But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere |
| Tell the cops, «He just came out of nowhere» |
| One point for road rage tailgaiters |
| Two for custom license platers |
| You get three for the Beamer driving ponce |
| Four for a limo full of debutantes |
| Five for the remade retro classic |
| Six for the original while we’re at it |
| Seven if it’s open-top, red and sporty |
| Bonus if the driver’s over forty |
| Eight for bumper sticker teasers |
| Remember to honk if you love Jesus |
| We must observe equal opportunity |
| Put the pedal to the metal |
| And hit everybody |