Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished, artist - TISM. Date of issue: 21.01.2020
Song language: English
If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished |
| Some people think it’s in your genes, others find that view extreme |
| Either way like an old has-been, you’re finished now when you’re 14 |
| The pressure’s on, you’re off the pace, if agents aren’t around your place |
| Bidding for your fresh young face, you ain’t so hard to replace |
| If you’re not famous at 14, you’re finished |
| If you’re not famous at 14, you’re finished |
| At 10 you join some theatre crew, at you’ve been on TV too |
| At 3 he can’t sing Beaches through, book that kid more GymbaROO |
| There ain’t no scouts from AFL, there ain’t no show reel, what the hell? |
| No TV, not even Foxtel, some people just can’t raise kids well |
| Countdown! Countdown! |
| «Hello Australia and welcome to Countdown. I’m Gavin Wood and here’s TISM!» |
| It used to be at 21, then at 18 the curtain come? |
| But now at 14 look out son, that fork in your arse means you’re done |
| If you’re not famous at 14, you’re finished |
| If you’re not famous at 14, you’re finished |
| If you’re not famous at 14, that fork in your arse means you’re done |
| If you’re not famous at 14, you’re finished |