Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song On the Old Front Porch , by - Tiny Tim. Song from the album God Bless Tiny Tim, in the genre ПопRelease date: 07.02.2005
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
On the Old Front Porch |
| I’m the fellow following you. |
| I will follow you 'till the day is through |
| (light voice) |
| I wonder what you would do, |
| If I stopped and sai «How do you do?"like other girls do. |
| (deep voice) |
| I think I’d die with delight. |
| I want to call and love you tonight. |
| (light voice) |
| In the parlor? |
| (deep voice) |
| No. |
| (light voice) |
| In a hammock? |
| (deep voice) |
| No. |
| (light voice) |
| Then for goodness' sake, where will we go? |
| (deep voice) |
| Out on the old front porch. |
| (light voice) |
| Well, hold me, Charlie! |
| (deeper voice) |
| On the old front porch. |
| (light voice) |
| Now, stop! |
| (deep voice) |
| I was only trying to steal a little kiss |
| (light voice) |
| Well, kisses do invite me, but please don’t hug so tightly. |
| (deep voice) |
| On the old front porch, |
| Now, don’t get angry, on the old front porch. |
| (light voice) |
| Please, stop! |
| (deep voice) |
| Everything is lovely when you’re cuddled near me, dear. |
| (light voice) |
| Look out, here come my father, and he’ll surely scold, I fear. |
| (father's voice) |
| Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here? |
| (light voice) |
| On the old front porch! |
| Just call back some other night |
| I’ll see that Pa’s out of sight. |
| (deep voice) |
| Wait until it’s dark. |
| Then you can be Cuddled right on my knee. |
| (light voice) |
| So that we can do lots of nice things |
| And no one can see. |
| (deep voice) |
| And if your dreadful old pa Should come out and give me a jar |
| (light voice) |
| You must understand, |
| If it’s dark, that’s grand! |
| 'Cause the kick he aims |
| Will never land! |
| (deep voice) |
| Out on the old front porch. |
| (light voice) |
| Well, hold me, Charlie! |
| (deeper voice) |
| On the old front porch. |
| (light voice) |
| Now, stop! |
| (deep voice) |
| I was only trying to steal a little kiss |
| (light voice) |
| Well, kisses do invite me, but gee, you tried to bite me! |
| (deep voice) |
| On the old front porch, |
| Now, don’t get angry, on the old front porch. |
| (light voice) |
| Please, stop! |
| (deep voice) |
| Everything is lovely when you’re cuddled near me, dear. |
| (light voice) |
| Look out, here come my father, and he’ll surely scold, I fear. |
| (father's voice) |
| Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here? |
| (light voice) |
| On the old front porch! |