| Welcome to fantastic land of the miracle
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| Home of the black carnation and neon green marigold
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| Welcome to fantastic land of the miracle
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| Home of the pink pit bull and chain link steering wheel
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| Ain’t no rappers like me man
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| Cause there ain’t no rapper like me man X2
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| I go by Time I’m either your favorite rapper or you don’t like me
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| Either way there’s people standing in line (justa) waiting to bite
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| So I escaped to this place called fantastic
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| Where everybody has a lover and a mattress
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| This album fell into my head, driving through the mountains
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| Listening to Jay-Z with my lady
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| You could hate me, my music gets jacked either way
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| So shows is the only time people pay me
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| I’ve been smiling ever since I dropped the anchor
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| I dropped the gossip, I dropped the hate and the anger
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| Hey mom I got a new album
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| And I promise it’ll have a better outcome
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| Cause now my attitude’s nothing but positive
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| I got inflated lungs with rocky mountain oxygen
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| In this place there’s no hoochies, only women
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| The fish can fly and the pigeons are swimming
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| The drinking fountains got green tea
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| Magenta scenery, where your dreams are free
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| Plus there’s no nuns or shriners trying to be mean to me
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| Paradise is what this seems to be
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| Throw your ego off the cliff and leave it be
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| This is fantastic, it’s raining earthworms the soil’s pushing up babies
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| And all the children are sneezing daisies
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| I was born in the 80's I’ll be rapping till I’m 80
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| Fantastic is crazy, there’s no if’s but’s or maybe’s
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| Just good food, music, and literate ladies
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| Christopher walkens wearing mascara
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| And instead of cucumbers over his eyes
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| He’s got 2 pennies
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| Make-up lipstick steve buscemi x infinity
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| Welcome to fantastic land of the miracle
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| Home of the black carnation and neon green marigold
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| Welcome to fantastic land of the miracle
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| Home of the pink pit bull and chain link steering wheel
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| Ain’t no rappers like me man
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| Cause there ain’t no rapper like me man
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| I see 3 little rappers trying to hitchhike
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| Thinking they’re big tikes, trying to pick fights
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| And everytime they battle they try to win it with a fist fight
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| They saying they rip mics, and don’t like what chris writes
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| But everything that chris writes is what the kids bite
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| Never mind the negative fantastic don’t have it
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| Only 7 glasses a day, no procrastination and good habits
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| There’s no cuss words here, just gosh darns and gee gollies
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| Just sal dali and a superhero named molly
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| It’s my sophomore album so I guess I got to say it
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| Guess who’s back, with an over used line that’s wack
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| It’s time with a noisy cricket that goes BLAP!
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| It used to be tumbleweeds now it’s plastic sacks
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| It used to be old skool now it’s fantastic raps
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| Put an emcee in front of me I swear I’ll murder him
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| Especially if he’s just your favorite
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| Cause no ones ever heard of him
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| But there’s no such thing as death
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| This world’s a dream each lifetime’s a breath
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| I wanna meet bobby dylan, tom waits and all the greats
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| I’m not gonna lie, I wanna be richer then my mom
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| I wanna quit my job, I want your girlfriend to know my songs
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| Fantastics my escape
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| There’s no ego, or guilt just plenty of forgiveness
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| There’s no radical Christians atheists or jehovas witness
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| Christopher walkens wearing eye shadow
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| He’s stacking his Benjamin’s
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| As far as money he’s got plenty
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| Make-up lipstick steve buscemi x infinity
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| Welcome to fantastic land of the miracle
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| Home of the black carnation and neon green marigold
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| Welcome to fantastic land of the miracle
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| Home of the pink pit bull and chain link steering wheel
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| Ain’t no rappers like me man
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| Cause there ain’t no rapper like me man |