Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cont , by - Tim Minchin. Song from the album Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra, in the genre Release date: 03.04.2011
Record label: Laughing Stock
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cont , by - Tim Minchin. Song from the album Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra, in the genre Cont |
| I don’t like Jews… |
| Neither should you |
| They’re ethically and spiritually poor, that’s a fact |
| I don’t like black people… |
| It’s just not acceptable |
| There should be some kind of law that is that |
| And I get the shits with Inuits… |
| They get on my tits, the little bastards |
| And women… |
| Just make me so mad, does that make me bad? |
| Am I bad, is that bad? |
| And the fuckin' Italians, I just cannot stand them… |
| They really inspire my rancour |
| Cheating fucking Italian wankers |
| And lesbians and the bi-curious |
| Make me furious… |
| It’s not their fault, I know, but still… grr! |
| And fuckin' Christians… |
| I just want to punch 'em in their faces… |
| And I’m not comfortable with Muslims on the tube… |
| And I can’t stand publicly breast-feeding mothers… |
| And I hate gays who talk camp-ly… |
| And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry… |
| I hate the rich… |
| I hate the poor… |
| I hate bitches… |
| I hate whores… |
| I hate Africans… |
| I hate Japanese… |
| I hate the disabled… |
| I hate Burmese… |
| Yeah, I don’t care about your colour or your creed |
| I will judge you for no reason… |
| Is that… is that… no, just stop. |
| Ohhh. |
| Oh, fuck. |
| Sorry, I… |
| it’s, ugh, that’s the trouble with trying out new stuff. |
| It’s… |
| half the lyr- I had half the lyrics covered up. |
| I thought I was… I was only. |
| . |
| I think we, I think we should probably do it again; |
| I think if we leave it |
| there, I might run the risk of being misconstrued. |
| It’s not even called «Cont», |
| it’s called «Context»! |
| I don’t like Jews |
| Who make and distribute kiddy porn |
| Neither should you |
| They’re ethically and spiritually poor, that’s a fact |
| I don’t like black people |
| Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives |
| It’s just not acceptable |
| There should be some kind of law that is that |
| And I get the shits with Inuits |
| Who find out what job I do |
| And regale me with a racist joke or two |
| They get on my tits, the little bastards |
| And women |
| Who judge other women for not holding the same views as them vis-a-vis career |
| and mothering |
| Just make me so mad, does that make me bad? |
| Am I bad, is that bad? |
| And the fuckin' Italians, I just cannot stand them |
| When they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia its World Cup spot |
| They really inspire my rancour |
| Cheating fuckin' Italian wankers |
| And lesbians and the bi-curious |
| Make me furious |
| When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow when my baby had asthma and |
| had to go to the hospital |
| It’s not their fault, I know, but still… grr! |
| And fuckin' Christians |
| Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection |
| I just want to punch them in their faces, although my anger is fleeting |
| I understand their frustration, she’s a little too hesitant |
| And I’m not comfortable with Muslims on the tube |
| Who look over my shoulder when I’m reading |
| And I can’t stand publicly breast-feeding mothers |
| Who smoke cigarettes while they’re feeding |
| And I hate gays who talk camp-ly |
| During the final act of King Lear |
| And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry |
| When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered rhinoceros |
| I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry |
| I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry |
| I hate bitches who get rabies and try to bite babies |
| I hate whores who won’t accept Visa |
| I hate African racists |
| I hate Japanese homophobes |
| I hate those disabled rapists |
| I hate Burmese cats |
| Yeah, I don’t care about your colour or your creed |
| I will judge you for no reason |
| But your deeds! |
| So, um… |
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