Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cont, artist - Tim Minchin. Album song Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra, in the genre
Date of issue: 03.04.2011
Record label: Laughing Stock
Song language: English
Cont |
I don’t like Jews… |
Neither should you |
They’re ethically and spiritually poor, that’s a fact |
I don’t like black people… |
It’s just not acceptable |
There should be some kind of law that is that |
And I get the shits with Inuits… |
They get on my tits, the little bastards |
And women… |
Just make me so mad, does that make me bad? |
Am I bad, is that bad? |
And the fuckin' Italians, I just cannot stand them… |
They really inspire my rancour |
Cheating fucking Italian wankers |
And lesbians and the bi-curious |
Make me furious… |
It’s not their fault, I know, but still… grr! |
And fuckin' Christians… |
I just want to punch 'em in their faces… |
And I’m not comfortable with Muslims on the tube… |
And I can’t stand publicly breast-feeding mothers… |
And I hate gays who talk camp-ly… |
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry… |
I hate the rich… |
I hate the poor… |
I hate bitches… |
I hate whores… |
I hate Africans… |
I hate Japanese… |
I hate the disabled… |
I hate Burmese… |
Yeah, I don’t care about your colour or your creed |
I will judge you for no reason… |
Is that… is that… no, just stop. |
Ohhh. |
Oh, fuck. |
Sorry, I… |
it’s, ugh, that’s the trouble with trying out new stuff. |
It’s… |
half the lyr- I had half the lyrics covered up. |
I thought I was… I was only. |
. |
I think we, I think we should probably do it again; |
I think if we leave it |
there, I might run the risk of being misconstrued. |
It’s not even called «Cont», |
it’s called «Context»! |
I don’t like Jews |
Who make and distribute kiddy porn |
Neither should you |
They’re ethically and spiritually poor, that’s a fact |
I don’t like black people |
Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives |
It’s just not acceptable |
There should be some kind of law that is that |
And I get the shits with Inuits |
Who find out what job I do |
And regale me with a racist joke or two |
They get on my tits, the little bastards |
And women |
Who judge other women for not holding the same views as them vis-a-vis career |
and mothering |
Just make me so mad, does that make me bad? |
Am I bad, is that bad? |
And the fuckin' Italians, I just cannot stand them |
When they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia its World Cup spot |
They really inspire my rancour |
Cheating fuckin' Italian wankers |
And lesbians and the bi-curious |
Make me furious |
When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow when my baby had asthma and |
had to go to the hospital |
It’s not their fault, I know, but still… grr! |
And fuckin' Christians |
Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection |
I just want to punch them in their faces, although my anger is fleeting |
I understand their frustration, she’s a little too hesitant |
And I’m not comfortable with Muslims on the tube |
Who look over my shoulder when I’m reading |
And I can’t stand publicly breast-feeding mothers |
Who smoke cigarettes while they’re feeding |
And I hate gays who talk camp-ly |
During the final act of King Lear |
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry |
When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered rhinoceros |
I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry |
I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry |
I hate bitches who get rabies and try to bite babies |
I hate whores who won’t accept Visa |
I hate African racists |
I hate Japanese homophobes |
I hate those disabled rapists |
I hate Burmese cats |
Yeah, I don’t care about your colour or your creed |
I will judge you for no reason |
But your deeds! |
So, um… |