
Date of issue: 19.07.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laughing Stock
Song language: English
Confessions |
I believe that women have the right |
To walk the streets at night |
And not be afraid for their lives |
And I believe a woman has the right |
To choose what happens to her body |
Without suffering the judgement |
Of the conservative right |
And I believe a woman has the right |
To wear the clothes she likes |
Without being treated like dirt |
And I think we men are pathetic |
How we seem to judge aesthehic |
As the measure of a woman’s worth |
I’m ashamed on behalf of my sex |
For making women feel like objects |
Fuck I love boobs though |
I just really love them |
Fuck I love boobs though |
I just want to rub them |
They’re just so jooby |
They make me feel groovy |
I would rather watch boobs than a movie |
Ba doop-e-do |
I just really love boobs |
I believe the people are entitled |
To basic human rights |
Whether they’re rich or they’re poor |
And I believe a world where no children are starving |
Is a world worth fighting for |
And I try to remind myself |
Even when I’m struggling |
How incredibly lucky I am |
And I don’t think it’s okay |
That the luxuries I crave |
Should come at the expense of my fellow men |
I’m sure I could do a little more |
To alleviate the suffering of the poor |
Fuck I love boobs though |
I just really love them |
I don’t really mind if |
I am behind, below, or above them |
They’re just so bubbly |
They make me feel lovely |
I would rather own boobs than a pub |
Ba doop-e-do |
I just really love boobs |
I believe the planet that we live in |
Is a living organism |
And we must treat her carefully |
I don’t think we should assume |
We can go on consuming |
Her resources indefinitely |
The world’s not a bottomless pit |
And we can all do our little bit |
Fuck I love boobs though |
I just really care for 'em |
They are equally fun |
When they’re twenty-one |
Or octegenarian |
They’re just so flappy |
They make me feel happy |
I would rather eat boobs than a bap |
Ba doop-e-doop de do |
I just really love boobs |
Evolutionary theory says bosoms |
Are buttocks like protrusions |
Designed to tempt men |
When they can’t get a glimpse of your bum |
I find such hypotheses dumb |
It’s like the one that says |
Lipstick is for making your lips look more |
Like the lips of a happy vagina |
Since they said that I can’t |
Look my great aunt in the eye |
Why’d they have to say that, oh why? |
From the first little suck of colostrum |
To the grope of the nurse in the old people’s hostel |
We’re just fucking monkeys in shoes |
And I will always love boobs |
I will always love boobs |
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