Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cheese, artist - Tim Minchin. Album song Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra, in the genre Date of issue: 03.04.2011
Record label: Laughing Stock
Song language: English
Cheese |
| Cheese |
| I love cheese, but it’s plain to see |
| That cheese… doesn’t love me |
| I am such a fool in love |
| I just cannot get enough |
| But it’s an unrequited love |
| I can feel it in my guts |
| I spend the nights, tossing and turning |
| My stomach is churning |
| My heart is a-burning |
| My nightmares are turning upon me and shame me |
| To drive me insane, oh the pain, I complain, on my brain |
| And I wake up, with sweat on my brow |
| I know I gotta give it up and I must do it now |
| But instead in the morning when my wife is gone |
| I find myself back on |
| And I know that it’s wrong but I’m soon navigating |
| To real mature stuff and skanky old ladies |
| Feeding my fetish for fettered old fetta |
| Photos of friesian on beds of bruschetta |
| The worse they smell, the more they swing |
| The faster the speed, my mouth gets wet, oh god! |
| Ooh! |
| Oh! |
| J’adore le fromage |
| Mais le fromage ne pas adore me |
| Rien, je ne regrette rien |
| 'Cept perhaps last night’s half-wheel of double cream brie |
| Trying to replace my fondues with fon-don'ts |
| Trying to develop strength of will, but I know that I won’t |
| I have found love is never fair |
| We should be such a marvellous pair |
| But each time I bring her home she goes and renders me comatose |
| And leaves me self loathing slumped on my chair |
| I cannot camen-bear it anymore |
| E-damn you, mon amour |
| Everytime I lead you through the door |
| I end up curled up on the floor |
| Oh god, my poor heart is too sore, so no more! |
| But before I give you up, I just need one more tiny taste |
| To leave you like this, would be a criminal waste |
| Just one more tiny taste, darling please |
| Just one more little sliver of C-H-E-E-S-E |
| Cheese! |
| Cheese |
| Funky, funky, funky, funky cheese |
| Cheese! |
| Oh cheese! |
| Cheese! |