| Nah, I ain’t late
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| I make 'em wait, make 'em wait
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| I make 'em wait
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| I got no watch, I got no clock
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| I don’t really give a care
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| Everyday I wear a brand new pair of underwear
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| Nah, I ain’t late
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| I make 'em wait then wait them wait some more
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| I’ll rupture and puncture punctual whore
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| I roll out in the Jag doing 20 that’s the max
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| Sipping Henny in the back, no Google maps
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| I’m just a slow poke
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| This ho on codeine, she a slow poke
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| Fuck a time piece, that shit’s for old folks and ho’s bloke
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| I’m just a rocky raccoon
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| Let’s eat shrooms and swim to the moon
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| I’m floating in slow-motion, mate
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| Strapped for protection, safe sex
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| Working out in the living room, bowflex
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| Big face hundreds smell like cat fish
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| Chuck Norris wrist reverse spinnin' back fist
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| Now I’m in the backwoods with Sally Struthers
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| Your mom in my jacuzzi counting bubbles
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| They tried to bait me in me in like a paper boy
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| Ramen noodles on the counter as a decoy
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| I can sip moonshine for indegestion
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| I can ride the Clydesdale like Willie Nelson
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| Might have to camp at
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| Three white bitches in the mountains
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| Wilson Phillips
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| I’m running late as usual
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| I got a blonde date that’s beautiful
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| Fat ass, you should see the booty bro
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| And she can handle the balls, Ricky Rubio
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| I make em wait like a hostage
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| Then walk in the office dangling my sausage
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| I’m Bob Costas in a Mazda Miata
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| With a chicken Slovakian mobster’s fuckin' daughter
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| Hold her head under hot water
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| And feed her fried possum like a bottle nose dolphin
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| I make 'em wait like a fucking scrub
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| And if she says two words
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| Boxing gloves |