| Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum | 
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| Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum | 
| Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum | 
| Call the cops, call the cops | 
| Got mad motherfucking marijuana crops | 
| Got lime trees and lemon trees | 
| Got twenty dirty bitches down on their knees | 
| Water, water, H2O | 
| No big screens, no HBO | 
| Tomato | 
| tomato, potato, potato | 
| These hoes just won the fat boy lotto | 
| Hef, please let me use your grotto, | 
| hefty bitches is my motto | 
| If you get on top, hooker, I think you might break my throttle | 
| I’ll knock your head off, you softer than a bitch’s skin | 
| You stupid bitches cannot win, | 
| fuck your wifey in the face | 
| And then I’ll take your next of kin, | 
| Rin Tin Tin, I’ll stick a dildo | 
| In your fucking fish food, which dude’s fish food | 
| A rich dude’s fish food, | 
| I got an iPad | 
| iMac body | 
| and your mama sucks my dick when she’s high on | 
| mollies, mollies | 
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| Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum | 
| Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum | 
| Dirt Nasty and shit | 
| This is agriculture | 
| I grab a vulture | 
| Who left that soda on the table? | 
| Grab a coaster (Do that shit) | 
| Girls wanna cuddle | 
| Yeah, they wanna snuggle | 
| Aw, that’s a cute teddy bear | 
| Put it in your butthole | 
| Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, bitch, I’m a farmer | 
| Come through with a ugly ass ho, call her two-headed llama | 
| She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas | 
| I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama | 
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| Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum | 
| Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum | 
| Ay, yo | 
| Spandex, I pull up with a lamb text | 
| Too strudel, toaster strudel, | 
| ballin' on you poodles | 
| Two cougars, forty-plus, | 
| clutching Rugers | 
| Black out the two-seater, | 
| MC Hammer, have you seen her | 
| Forty karats in the gallon | 
| It’s apparent, your parents, got 'em runnin' like mascara | 
| Tempers flaring, I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren | 
| Four bad bitches on probation, are you sharing? | 
| Got 'em jealous, twenty inches | 
| on you fellas chop propellers | 
| Got 'em running over Jerome Bettis, | 
| Versace lettuce | 
| No dieting, | 
| Gucci eyelids, | 
| I go to sleep, snobby pilots | 
| Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum | 
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| Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum | 
| Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum | 
| Diplo | 
| I’m a farmer boy, goin' Scottie Pippen in Illinois | 
| Teeth full of diamonds and corduroys, | 
| been a while since I was unemployed | 
| I’m the real McCoy, not a Hatfield | 
| My RV got rims on twelve wheels, | 
| I ride to the club on a school of seals | 
| Turtles and beluga whales, escargot and a plate of snails | 
| My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well | 
| Only time will tell, bong like I just cracked the liberty bell | 
| Gracin' on the cover of Mademoiselle, | 
| sicker than a sick guy with sickle cell | 
| Andy Milonakis just went to jail | 
| Drinking V8 in the V12 with three Ls smelling like Adele | 
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