| Dan and Lisa, hi
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| We kind of know you guys
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| But you still might wonder why we’re here
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| You see we’re certified appointed fans
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| Of this thing called marriage, and
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| We’ve got a short list of the facts
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| You’ll need
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| Don’t say it’s okay then go to sleep mad
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| Don’t act like the other doesn’t know how to drive
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| Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse
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| And remember love’s a verb
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| And love can be eternity
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| Dan, when you’re surrounded by nothing
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| In a pitch meeting
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| Think of your love for Lisa on this day
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| And Lisa, when you’re surrounded by debt
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| Trapped on a cellphone
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| Think of your love for Dan on this day
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| So, Dan and Lisa, bye
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| We hardly know you guys
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| But we’re excited for you still, it’s true
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| Though there’s more we could report
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| Our time on earth is short
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| So let’s keep it to the facts and review
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| Don’t say it’s okay then go to sleep mad
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| Don’t act like the other doesn’t know how to drive
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| Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse
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| And remember love’s a verb
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| And love can be eternity, Dan and Lisa |