| Particle Man, Particle Man
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| Doing the things a particle can
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| What’s he like? |
| It’s not important
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| Particle Man
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| Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
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| When he’s underwater does he get wet?
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| Or does the water get him instead?
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| Nobody knows, Particle Man
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| Triangle Man, Triangle Man
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| Triangle Man hates Particle Man
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| They have a fight, Triangle wins
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| Triangle Man
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| Universe Man, Universe Man
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| Size of the entire universe, man
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| Usually kind to smaller man
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| Universe Man
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| He’s got a watch with a minute hand
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| Millennium hand and an eon hand
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| And when they meet it’s a happy land
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| Powerful man, Universe Man
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| Person Man, Person Man
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| Hit on the head with a frying pan
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| Lives his life in a garbage can
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| Person Man
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| Is he depressed or is he a mess?
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| Does he feel totally worthless?
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| Who came up with Person Man?
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| Degraded man, Person Man
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| Triangle Man, Triangle Man
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| Triangle Man hates Person Man
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| They have a fight, Triangle wins
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| Triangle Man |