Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Young Offender's Mum, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Date of issue: 01.10.1995
Song language: English
The Young Offender's Mum |
| I’d like to teach the world to sing |
| And put an end to suffering if I could |
| With the dedicated heart and soul |
| Of Britains greatest rock 'n' roll robin hood |
| But youre eyes are dim you cannot see |
| Your middle name is misery |
| Do you like to teach the world to sing |
| You’re gonna get your head kicked in |
| Don’t lose your temper shopping centre son |
| Just remember young offenders mum |
| All gods children snatch a handbag |
| Spot the ball and mash the grandad |
| Choose the pictures on the news |
| Count the stitches on the bruise |
| Lock your sons uo with your daughters |
| Stay at home dont drink the water |
| Intercept or interfere and just blame the parents |
| Don’t lose your temper shopping centre son |
| Just remember young offenders mum |
| Down the front of the church |
| For the second time in life loves hurts |
| This time theres no buttons and bows |
| Shes wearing non fast-coloured clothes |
| Service seems to last for hours |
| No-one wants to catch the flowers |
| On the shoulder of an older brother |
| The young offenders mother |
| Don’t lose your temper shopping centre son |
| Just remember young offenders mum |
| Young offenders mum |
| The Young Offenders mum x5 |