| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| You see I was getting older man
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| So I decided to do something a little smart
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| So I put some dough aside
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| And I bought myself a yard
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| It was a little two up two down man
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| This is quite a nice little pad
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| I scrimped and saved and pulled through
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| With a little help off me dad
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| So I was just settling in as you do man
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| A little party then there was a bang at the door
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| It was that fucking neighbour
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| He was going «Turn down your tunes or you’ll end up on the floor»
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| I said, «Ah, this is well unexpected man I ain’t looking for no fight»
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| «I tell you what, any other time mucko… but not tonight»
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| I said not tonight…
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| Just do one
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| I said not tonight
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| Oh be gone
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| I said not tonight
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| I said not tonight
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| Just do one
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| I said not tonight
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| Oh be gone
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| I said not tonight
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| Oh oh oh
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| So he’s standing in me porch man
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| In his briefs, scratching his sack
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| I said «I bet to find your cock your missus has to lay you on your back»
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| And I could tell I wouldn’t like this geezer from the minute that we met
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| Cos he was in his garden talking to plants like they was pets
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| And he was one of them man, I can tell you this geezer he had fucking issues
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| I guarantee you his love life was all ending up in tissues
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| And he was one of them man, spic and span house was far too neat
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| And then I seen him picking litter on a Sunday off the street
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| I said what the fuck?
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| Just do one
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| I said what the fuck?
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| Oh be gone
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| I said what the fuck is going on with you man?
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| I said what the fuck?
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| Just do one
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| I said what the fuck?
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| Oh be gone
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| I said what the fuck?
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| Listen, I told him, «You can just shoo, shoo, shoo!»
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| Cos we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub
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| I say finish your beer off man and you can donate that grub
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| Cos remember that time when you was in my porch asking for a fight?
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| Well guess what mate, it’s your lucky night
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| It’s your lucky night…
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| Just do one
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| It’s your lucky night
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| Oh be gone
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| It’s your lucky night
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| It’s your lucky night
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| Just do one
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| It’s your lucky night
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| Oh be gone
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| It’s your lucky night
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| Things have changed and I’ve moved on
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| Story’s told so now I’m done
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| Yeah things have changed and I’ve moved on
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| Story’s told so now I’m done yeah |