| You smelled, you smelled like hell
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| You smelled like Halloween back then
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| You smelled so bad you scared the girls away
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| That’s what they said to me
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| A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
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| Oh, please, I need my bed
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| I haven’t fucked, just don’t know what you say
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| I sit around confused, you just pop into my head
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| Some of them quite bizarre
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| A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
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| Oh, don’t be like that, I’m a nice guy
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| You’re so bound to drink, can’t be asked to explain
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| Now what was I saying?
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| My girl thinks I’m a flat
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| I watch my faculties, I’m slowly stuck
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| I swear I’ll never teach you another drive
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| Who I am trying to kick
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| Beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
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| Oh, don’t be like that, I’m a nice guy
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| It’s all down do drink, let me try to explain
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| Now what was I saying?
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| I must refrain from drinking gin
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| That lady’s drink is gonna do me wrong
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| I wake up naked, laying next to a bed
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| Does not for self esteem
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| And mixing beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
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| I’m on beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes
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| Just give me beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes |