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The Truth About Snow-White

Ten dwarfs walking whistling, singing
Joking, bouncing making noise ten?
… ten
Had some drinks after work
Now they’re heading towards home
But they’re in for a big surprise, they’re about to meet
Snow-white
Red lips
White skin
Black hair
Snow-white has
Flirt bit
Bint, wench
Fairy-whore
Snow: white
Blood: red
Heart: black
Snow-white has
Minx, slut
Slag, tart
Fairy-whore
One dwarf had a heart-attack
He couldn’t face the mess
Another having no more weed
Spiralled in deep depressions
Three and four killed each other
In a jealous fury
Number five, with other tendencies
Escaped to find his prince
Meanwhile, comatose, happy in a dwarf’s warm bed:
Snow-white!
Red lips
White skin
Black hair
Snow-white has
Flirt bit
Bint, wench
Fairy-whore
Snow: white
Blood: red
Heart: black
Snow-white has
Minx, slut
Slag, tart
Fairy-whore
After years of subserviance
They were close to death
A pathetic prince appeared
With gleeful number five in tow
Snow-white, bored of midgets and obvious shortfalls
Seduced the man;
of course
Eloping with the somewhat less pathetic prince
She left the dwarfs, helpless, in a mess
Red: red
White: white
Black: black
Ebony
Snow: snow
Blood: blood
Fairy whore
Seven dwarfs walking whistling, singing
Joking, bouncing, making noise
They all recovered very quickly
Once surrounded by their friends
They hired a retired sorceres
As protection for their home
Just in case another day
Snow-white comes along
Meanwhile, comatose, happy in his bed:
The prince!
Red lips
White skin
Black hair
Snow-white has
Flirt bit
Bint, wench
Fairy-whore