| I don’t need a doctor, I don’t need a drugstore
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| I don’t need an injection, I need to put the telly on.
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| Got me in a cold sweat, I don’t need no cigarette
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| Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish
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| There’s no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can’t do without
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| Anything you get on yer television set I’ll watch it…
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| (Chorus:)
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| I’m a telly, I’m a telly, telly I’m addicted
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| Telly I’m a telly, I can tell I am addicted
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| I’m a telly, I’m a telly, telly I’m addicted
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| Telly I’m a telly, I can tell I am addicted
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| I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed
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| & with a telly in the bog, I never miss the epilogue
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| Dynasty or Daktari, a broadcast by the Tory party
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| Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I’ll watch it…
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| I’m a telly…(guitar bit)
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| It’s no surprise I’ve got square eyes, anyone could predict
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| I’m TV mad, I’m a telly addict!
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| I’m a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
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| I don’t need no morphine, I need a television screen
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| Documentaries, there’s no degrees, I’ll even watch a film
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| if it’s
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| in Chinese
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| A speech from the Queen, though I’m not very keen. |
| I’ll
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| watch it…
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| I’m a telly…
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| Coz I’m addicted |