| My mates warned me long ago
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| She will make you blue oo oo they said you’ve been had
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| Untidy tart they told me so the home that I once knew oo oo was a filthy floozys pad
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| ONE MORE, TWO MORE
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| Fleas on the bedroom floor
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| No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
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| THREE MORE, FOUR MORE
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| Mice unite at the kitchen door
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| IT WERN’T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR,
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| HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER
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| and I never saw her with a hoover.
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| Ide fell for a hag from Hell
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| she wernt the one to woo oo oo In my new hovel.
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| ONE MORE…
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| She’s nicked off, I’m in a spin
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| the first thing I shall do oo oo
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| is plug the hoover in.
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| ONE MORE… |