| You like my crib, baby?
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| Well, come a little closer. |
| Don’t be shy.
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| Darlin', I want you so bad. |
| I can almost taste the smell of your skin.
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| And honey, I’d be so sad, if you didn’t break down and let me in.
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| You better let me in, baby. |
| Don’t you know …
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| If the Kid can’t make you come, nobody can.
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| Am I gettin’through, baby?
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| Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. |
| If that’s what gets you off.
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| I wanna get you off, baby.
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| And lover, straddle my brass and we’ll dance in the land of the hard and soft.
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| I don’t care, baby. |
| Whatever gets you off?
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| If the kid can’t make you come, nobody can.
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| Need I say more, baby?
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| Do you wanna straddle my brass?
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| If the kid can’t make you come, nobody …
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| That’s a pretty blouse.
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| … Thank you.
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| Take it off.
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| … Is that better?
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| A little bit, I’d rather see it live in concert though.
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| … Well, I’ll tell you what, cutie. |
| I’ll let you take that off.
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| Oh yes!
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| This little hook went to Holland. |
| This little hook went to France.
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| This little hook went to London. |
| And this little hook went to…
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| … Uhmm.
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| Oh Lord! |
| Honey, don’t you ever try and breastfeed no baby.
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| … Why not?
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| Never mind. |
| What time is it?
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| … Titty time.
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| I know that’s right.
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| … Uhmm.
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| What’s my name?
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| … Morris.
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| No, come on baby, what’s my real name?
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| … Uuh, uh, uhh.
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| Talk to me, talk to me.
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| … M … Mo … Mor … Morris!
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| Yes! |
| Oh baby, you’re just too sexy.
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| … Morris?
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| Yeah baby.
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| … What’s my name?
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| It’s baby, ain’t it?
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| … Oh Morris, what’s my …
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| Ah ga ga ga ga!
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| … Oh, Morris!
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| Too sexy!
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| I bet you never thought I’d be this good, did you?
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| Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby.
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| … What do you mean?
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| You know, like you used to do in school.
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| … You got to be kidding. |
| I guess you’re not.
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| Come on baby, Morris is listening.
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| … OK… I pledge allegiance … to the flag… of the United States…
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| of America …
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| … and to the republic… for which it stands.
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| Oh Lord! |
| You’re just too sexy.
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| … Uuh.
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| Ain’t nobody bad like me? |