| Well we think you’re very brave
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| Break, you know the rules
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| Think you’re individual
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| Even think you’re cool
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| Well you know, you’re gonna anger 'em
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| All our customers agree
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| You see, we’re dying to book you, swear solemnly
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird
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| We need to make a thousand pounds
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| Just to keep still with the bank
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| My manager will you kill
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| You’re rather camp as well
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| Although my partner’s gay
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| Our customers might stay away
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird
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| And we’re looking for R&B bands
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| Who all sound the same
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| Country, skiffle, Bluegrass
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| If they play the game
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| But you’re weird
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird, You’re too weird
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| You’re too weird |