Lyrics Ugly - The Tiger Lillies, Justin Bond

Ugly

We’re so ugly our doctor prescribes smack
When we look in mirrors they always crack
We’re so ugly and also we’re unkind
The only thing worse than our fronts are our behinds
We’re so ugly don’t you look at us
Othewise you might pass out our ugliness does crush
We’re so ugly little children gasp
I crush 'em to death under my enormous arse
We’re so ugly you sure would pass out
And if we give you a leer in terror you will shout
We’re so ugly old ladies they do cry
If they have heart conditions sometimes they do die
We’re so ugly tourists cameras at us click
They are so insensitive they are really sick
But we’re so ugly we break the camera’s lens
Thos cameras are so traumatised them you cannot mend
We’re so ugly when archaeologists us find
They’ll claim we are Neanderthals from Neolithic times
We’re so ugly peaople scream but we don’t mind
One day our prince will come though of course he will be blind