| If you want you can buy me a bullworker for my birthday
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| But that doesn’t mean necessarily
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| That you’ll end up with Mr Musclehead
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| A raving stud in your bed
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| 'Cause I’m the greatest that ever lived
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| I’ve got so much love and joy to give
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| So handsome and intelligent
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| I’m the world’s number one suavest gent
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| But of course I’m not
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| But of course I’m not
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| I’m just an idiot
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| Sweetheart
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| If you want I’ll get my hair cut regularly
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| But that doesn’t mean necessarily
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| That you’ll get Bob Dylan or even Matt Dillon
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| You get a someone instead of a no one
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| 'Cause I’m the greatest that ever lived
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| I’ve got so much love and joy to give
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| So handsome and intelligent
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| I’m the world’s number one suavest gent
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| But of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| I’m just an idiot
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| Sweetheart
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| Sweetheart
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| I’m an idiot
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| So don’t think that you will get an apology
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| 'Cause that’s the last thing that you’ll get out of me
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| You want a Chippendale, you’ve got an Airedale
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| You want a gladiator, I’ll see you later
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| 'Cause I’m the greatest that ever lived
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| Got so much love and joy to give
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| So handsome and intelligent
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| I’m the world’s number one suavest gent
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| But of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| I’m just an idiot
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| Sweetheart
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| I’m just an idiot
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| Of course I’m not
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| Sweetheart
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| I’m just an idiot
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| But of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| Of course I’m not
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| I’m just an idiot
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| Just an idiot
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| Sweetheart
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| So don’t think that you will get an apology |