| I bought a goldfish to keep me company
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| In these dark days when you’re not here with me
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| I walk round Safeway on my own
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| Look in the freezer cabinet, see my reflection
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| And I’m all alone
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| You dropped me like a waitress drops a tray
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| And my love for you is bigger than Everest
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| Baby, you’re the best
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| And your love for me is an afterthought
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| Baby, I was just a prototype for the guy that you’ve now got
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| I watch a war film on Channel 4
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| I don’t care if the hero gets his head blown off anymore
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| I sit out the back underneath the stars
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| Kick the heads off garden gnomes and I wonder where you are
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| You dropped me like a goalie drops a ball
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| And my love for you is bigger than Everest
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| Baby, you’re the best
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| And your love for me is an afterthought
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| Baby, I was just a prototype for the guy that you’ve now got
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| My love for you is bigger than Canada
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| Baby, it’s bigger than India
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| My love for you is bigger than a ten tonne truck
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| It’s bigger than a jumbo jet
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| You ain’t seen nothing yet
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| My love for you
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| It’s bigger than an elephant
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| Is bigger than Everest
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| It’s bigger than a minibus
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| Baby, you’re the best
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| It’s bigger than a DIY superstore
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| And our love for me
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| Superstore
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| Is an afterthought
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| Baby, I was just a prototype for the guy that you’ve now got
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| It’s bigger than the Atlantic ocean
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| My love for you
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| It’s bigger than Birmingham
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| Is bigger than Everest
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| It’s bigger than France
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| Baby, you’re the best
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| It’s bigger than life and death and love itself
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| It’s bigger than time
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| It’s bigger than everything |