| Timmy’s got a headache but the others don’t care
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| Sarah’s got to stay behind and help with the drill
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| Teacher’s got his eye on her moves in for the kill
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| Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
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| All the books are closed there must be something they do
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| Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
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| Education’s secondary — being a school mam
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| Oooey. |
| .. teacher’s doing fine as far as I can see
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| Being a school mam
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| Long holidays in the summer
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| Being a school mam
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| Free milk in your coffee breaks
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| Being a school mam
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| Government paid monthly salary cheques
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| Being a school mam
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| Noise is heard the principal investigates
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| She turns on all the cameras and it’s too late
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| Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
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| Hasn’t seen it happen since the day she was born
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| Reaches down for glasses that just can’t be found
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| By the time she finds them — why they’re down on the ground
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| Tossing and a’turning they’ve got feverish hands
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| Life can be so fluid when you’re being a school mam
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| Oooey. |
| .. teacher’s doing fine as far as I can see
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| Being a school mam
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| Controlling promiscuity after hours
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| Being a school mam
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| Giving out detentions by the dozen
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| Being a school mam
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| Give her fifty lines (of speed)
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| Being a school mam
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| Sucking on her fingernails can’t believe what she’s seen
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| She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
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| Locks her door with trembling hands
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| Her heart’s beating fast she pretends she’s down there
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| On the floor in the class
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| Gives herself to teacher although he doesn’t know
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| Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
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| Sarah’s almost at the top but try as she can
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| She can’t reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
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| Just watch her go and help her try if you can
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| Use your twentieth century imagination if you’ve got any
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| Oooey. |
| .. now she’s at the top and teacher sets her free
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| Being a school mam
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| Disgusting behaviour
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| Being a school mam
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| All over the parquet flooring
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| Being a school mam
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| Let the flood gates open wide
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| Being a school mam
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| Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
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| With
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| Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
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| She went out the very best way that an old woman can
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| She was where the action was down there with the school mam
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| Oooey. |
| .. teacher never will discover who could see
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| Being a school mam
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| One and one make two if you are very lucky
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| Being a school mam
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| Two twos make four if I remember correctly
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| Being a school mam
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| Four fours make sixteen and sixteen’s over age
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| Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that’s approaching middle age
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| Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that’s OAP land
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| Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
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| One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
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| Let me pause for reflection for a second
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| But teacher
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| Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
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| But it goes forty-two and a bit;
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| Fifty |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song School Mam , by - The Stranglers. Song from the album The Old Testament (UA Studio Recs 77-82), in the genre Иностранный рок