| Bitching 'bout the things we’ve seen | 
| Bitching 'bout the things we’ve been | 
| Bitching 'bout the loves we’ve had | 
| My, oh my it wasn’t so bad | 
| When we had that to loosen our minds | 
| Hey little baby in the front row be kind | 
| Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you all go get screwed? | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you tell me something new? | 
| Bar bitching: Bar bitching | 
| Bitching 'bout the Windsor C | 
| Bitching 'bout the Western Sea | 
| Why can’t you all be like a Grainger man? | 
| Or even a Pheland man? | 
| I’ll tell you what we’ll meet in Amsterdam | 
| Then you’ll see what should be really can | 
| Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you all go get screwed? | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you tell me something new? | 
| Bar bitching: Bar bitching That’s what I’m talking about | 
| Got anything to say | 
| No | 
| Well shut up | 
| There’s a place with a lot of eyes | 
| Strange smoke perfume around the peacock guys | 
| And the girls they move their heat | 
| To the impulsive compulsive beat | 
| But that’s another place another time | 
| Maybe we’ll meet there in quite a short while | 
| Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you all go get screwed? | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you tell me something new? | 
| Bar bitching: | 
| I really don’t know what to say | 
| It’s gonna happen to us all one day | 
| And when it does you could have me too | 
| But until then I really don’t know what to do | 
| I’m just gonna keep | 
| Bar bitching: telling you the gospel truth | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you all go get screwed? | 
| Bar bitching: why don’t you tell me something new? | 
| Bar bitching: | 
| Bar bitching, Bar bitching, Bar bitching, Bar bitching |