| Don’t touch that dial, don’t click the clicker
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| We love to watch, they love to bicker
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| Don’t turn the knob or change the channel
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| Hey! |
| where the hell did they get this panel?
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| Where are they from? |
| where have they been?
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| They air it out, we suck it in suck it in
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| Up on stage all in a row
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| At each other’s throats all through the show
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| The mood is tense, the tension’s thicker
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| We watch, they fight, just who here’s sicker?
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| We’re not so bad, I guess after all
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| Their problems make ours seem so small
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| We’d be much better off I bet
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| If we’d turn off the tv set turn it off now
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| She broke down and he came clean
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| We stay glued, glued to the screen
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| Just how much more can we take?
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| Thank God here comes a station break
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| We’re not so bad, I guess after all
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| Their problems make ours seem so small
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| We’d be much better off I bet
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| If we turned off the tv set turn it off now
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| Don’t think that we can take much more
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| We’ve lost it now man, that’s for sure
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| Lost another day, check out the clock
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| Pull the plug, shut it down, turn it off, now
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| We should talk |