| Gonna dive into a jive
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| I’ve dove into before
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| Gonna haunt a haunt I’ve haunted
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| Like a million times or more
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| A familiar joint
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| Where getting drunk’s the only point
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| To frequent this place
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| With any frequency at all
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| Countin' on a remedy
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| I’ve counted on before
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| Goin' with a cure that’s never failed me What you call the disease,
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| I call the remedy
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| What you’re callin' the cause,
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| I call the cure
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| Gonna sing a song, a song to you
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| A song I’ve sung before
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| Belt out a ballad that I’ve belted out
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| A million times or more
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| The words I’m gonna scream
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| And getting drunk’s the central theme
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| to the lyrics, if you can
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| Make the lyrics out at all
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| Countin' on a remedy
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| I’ve counted on before
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| Goin' with a cure that’s never failed me What you call the disease,
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| I call the remedy
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| What you’re callin' the cause,
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| I call the cure
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| Just a devotion to a potion
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| Please no applause
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| A dedication to a medication
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| A crutch a cure a cause
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| What I’ve counted on to pick me up Has knocked me to my knees
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| Before I hit the floor once more
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| I’ll call it the disease |