| Step right up,
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| Gather round,
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| Greatest salesman in town
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| Selling something
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| Seldom sold
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| Step up, step up, step up behold
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| Dead mice for sale,
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| Theyre going fast
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| Like hell
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| Last dead mouse dont be shy,
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| Theres never been a better time to buy
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| Last dead mouse but Ill get more
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| Im a businessman and an entrepreneur
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| Folks say Im nuts, they can say what they please
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| Youve got to be crazy with prices like these
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| No overhead so I can keep down the cost
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| I make my own hours cause Im my own boss
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| I believe in my product,
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| I love what I sell
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| Last dead mouse thats why I yell
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| Step right up ladies and gents
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| Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
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| Its a steal at any price
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| Going once, going once, going once, going twice
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| Half a buck, last in stock
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| Be the first one on your block
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| No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed
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| Last dead mouse but Ill get more
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| Im a bussinessman and an entrepreneur
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| Folks say Im nuts, they can say what they please
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| Youve got to be crazy with prices like these
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| No overhead so I can keep down the cost
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| I make my own hours cause Im my own boss
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| I believe in my product, I love what I sell
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| Last dead mouse thats why I yell
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| Nice and easy now,
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| Nice and easy now,
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| Nice and easy now
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| Last dead mouse,
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| Last dead mouse |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Last Dead Mouse , by - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Song from the album Don't Know How To Party, in the genre Ска