| Ready, one, two, a-one, two, three, four
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| Dolores from the Silver Screen
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| A bigger star than Charlie Sheen
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| With quite a knack for being mean
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| She is, yes she is, yes she is
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| Dolores, you’re a movie star
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| You bought yourself a fancy car
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| Your parents told you you’d go far
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| You are, yes you are, yes you are
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| I thought that maybe you’d remember my name
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| I have a feeling that in you there’s no shame
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| Used to tell me that you’d always be mine
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| And now it seems like you just haven’t the time
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| Dolores, you have torn your dress
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| And now your life is quite a mess
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| But I still send you all the best
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| Oh yes, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do
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| I thought that maybe you’d remember my name
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| I have a feeling that in you there’s no shame
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| Used to tell me that you’d always be mine
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| And now it seems like you just haven’t the time
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| Travelling from coast to coast
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| At every party you’re the toast
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| And I still fancy you the most
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| Oh yes, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do … |