Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Wish I Were a Prostitute Again, artist - The Magnetic Fields. Album song Quickies, in the genre ИндиDate of issue: 14.05.2020
Record label: Nonesuch
Song language: English
I Wish I Were a Prostitute Again |
| He dressed up as a bunny |
| And licked my little foot |
| He gave me lots of money |
| To thrash his naughty butt |
| And sing when he was done |
| He dressed me up as King Tut |
| My life was much more funny |
| And more entertaining then |
| I wish I were a prostitute again |
| He paid me for my urine |
| He paid for my poo |
| Dressed like the Shroud of Turin |
| Costumed as Betty Boop |
| Or as Martin van Buren |
| Or in a hula hoop |
| I sold him life insurance |
| And I pocketed the pen |
| I wish I were a prostitute again |
| I got him his own collar |
| Custom-made, studded with jewels |
| I made him hoot and holler |
| With my very special tools |
| I am a classics scholar |
| Because he put me through schools |
| He had twelve million dollars |
| Until he gave me ten |
| I wish I were a prostitute again |
| I was too busy shopping |
| To cavort with other men |
| I wish I were a prostitute again |