| I Wish I Had Fangs and a Tail |
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| I wish I had fangs and a tail |
| And a sex neither female nor male |
| More arms with more digits |
| All fitted with widgets |
| And a power, somehow, to change scale |
| I wish I could dig like the moles |
| And have fur to survive at the poles |
| I wish I had cash |
| And a dashing mustache |
| Then I could accomplish my goals |
