
Date of issue: 09.03.2017
Record label: Nonesuch
Song language: English
'75: My Mama Ain't |
My mama ain’t no |
madam |
Massage is all they do |
Law troubles, sure, she’s had 'em |
Been stopped for speeding too |
She says she ain’t no hippy |
I guess beatnik’s the word |
She says the world is trippy |
Enough, drugs are absurd |
She was an English teacher |
Her Master’s was in Ed |
But she taught Harriet Beecher |
Stowe and got fir-ed |
My mama ain’t no loony |
But she likes joining cults |
She could’ve been a Moonie |
With similar results |
She gave away her monies |
And all our furnishings |
To benefit the bunnies |
And all sentient beings |
She flirted once with yoga |
We stayed on an ashram |
The guru wore a toga — in Saratoga! |
We chanted |
Bhaja govindam |
My mama ain’t no nudist |
Except around the pool |
She’s a Tibetan Buddhist |
Like Catholic only cool |
Now Mama’s going Vedanta |
A similar belief |
Her friends look more like Santa |
And much less like Gurdjieff |
My Mom’s a little flaky |
Believes in everything |
From auras to zen reiki |
Except crystal healing |
She draws the line at crystal healing |
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I Think I Need a New Heart | 2003 |
I Don't Believe You | 2004 |
It's Only Time | 2004 |
I Thought You Were My Boyfriend | 2004 |
Epitaph for My Heart | 2003 |
The Day the Politicians Died | 2020 |
'81: How to Play the Synthesizer | 2017 |
California Girls | 2008 |
Stray with Me | 2003 |
The Nun's Litany | 2008 |
Xavier Says | 2008 |
Courtesans | 2008 |
Mr. Mistletoe | 2008 |
Please Stop Dancing | 2008 |
I'll Dream Alone | 2008 |
Drive on, Driver | 2008 |
Too Drunk to Dream | 2008 |
Zombie Boy | 2008 |
Till the Bitter End | 2008 |