| All those quotes you never said
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| For some of which you could have sued
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| Oh, the hateful mail you’ve read
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| Defending things you’ve not reviewed
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| All for a punchier headline
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| Even when the article was thine
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| Dramatic quotes so rarely true
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| Has this been happening to you
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| All those quotes you never said
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| More famous than you’ll ever be
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| All those prices on your head
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| For nothing much to do with thee
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| Some make fun of your speech defects
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| Some make fun of your homosexuality
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| Some of your height
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| Whatever, please just quote you right
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| All those quotes you never said
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| Will drown out anything you say
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| All those trolls who want you dead
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| Will dance 'round your auto da fe |