| You can’t keep a secret
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| But you keep a diary anyway
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| And you get away with murder
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| Because you’ve got a way with words
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| Yeah, and I know where you keep it:
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| Under where your underwear is meant to be
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| But usually it’s all over the floor
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| I can’t see the carpet anymore
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| If you arose by any other name
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| You’d smell as sweet
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| And you’d look just the same
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| I could never understand you
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| Hating music to hold hands to
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| Sometimes something you can dance to
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| Is the last thing that you need
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| Yeah, and squandering a Sunday
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| On a 499-piece jigsaw puzzle
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| Doesn’t trouble me one little bit
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| One little bit!
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| I feel like going visiting this evening
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| Across the rooftops of North Carlton
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| While the suburb is asleep
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| My friends live in renovators' dreams
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| It’s as euphemistic as it seems |