| Cliched Title For Kris |
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| I know a girl called Kris |
| Who believes in God and Elvis |
| And I’m an atheist |
| But we get on fine |
| I know a girl called Kris |
| Who’s an astral-projectionist |
| And I want nothing to do with it |
| But we get on fine |
| I know a girl called Kris |
| Who eats celery and parsnips |
| And I eat fish and chips |
| But we get on fine |
| I know a girl called Kris |
| Who thinks leprechauns exist |
| And I think that’s a load of shit |
| But we get on fine |
| She’s a friend of my sisters |
| She’s a friend of mine |
