| Far from handsome
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| Close to ugly
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| I pull my pants on
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| I don’t look lovely
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| I wear a singlet underneath my shirt
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| I tuck it in at all times
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| And as the plot gets thicker
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| The hair on top gets thinner
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| I’m not happy but I’m near enough
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| Misunderstood
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| Much overweight
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| My eyesight’s good
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| But it’s not great
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| I read my horoscope today
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| What have I got to hope for?
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| Daydreaming as I do the dishes
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| Of cuddles and kisses for Mr and Mrs
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| I’m not happy but I’m near enough
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| Half-past eleven at the Clare Castle
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| Another day, another drink, another debacle
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| Sunlight makes the empty glasses sparkle
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| I hardly notice
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| I’m hopeless
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| I couldn’t save myself to save myself
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| I’m not happy but I’m near enough |