| This is one more song about rock 'n' roll
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| By Elton John or Billy Joel
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| And the good die young
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| But they’re already old and boring
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| This is The Eagles Greatest Hits
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| It’ll sell out completely in an hour and a bit
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| And I don’t want to be there
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| When the fans hit the shit, adoring
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| The greatest hits and memories
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| From the 1960s and 70s
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| And it’s all good music and it’s all good times
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| And this is rock 'n' roll, so everything rhymes
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| This is the new hit single from The Rolling Stones
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| For the young at heart and the old at home
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| And it’s top of the charts
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| And middle of the road and awful
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| This is Mr. Eric Clapton
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| Unplugged, off drugs and back in action
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| His hair is gray
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| And his record’s platinum, fourfold
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| More of your favorites and much more variety
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| The best of the 80s and the worst of the 90s
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| It’s all good times and it’s all good music
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| And everything rhymes, almost
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| This is the title track from our forthcoming album
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| It’s a load of crap, but we’ll still sell them
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| And Michael Gudinski and Molly Meldrum
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| If they wanna come knocking on our door, they’re welcome
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| As long as they don’t mind when we tell them
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| Fuck off |