| Throughout history mankind has been plagued with triangles
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| A there’s the eternal triangle
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| The isosceles triangle
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| And the schrons flippus (That’s the one! yeah)
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| However this song is about a friend of mine
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| Who bought an automobile
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| And everytime he turned the wheel
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| He got a credit card for that new machine
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| And he kept it full of gasoline
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Just a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| You can get all the things you seek
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| For a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Well he went speeding on down the road
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| And kissing his gal upon her cheek
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| They took him to jail but he put up bail
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| The judge did fine him fifty bucks
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| And asked if he would like to speak
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| He said, 'Judge if I may, I’d like to pay'
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Just a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| You can get all the things you seek
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| For a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| When he got out, he married that gal
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| He bought a wedding ring that was pretty cheap
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Refridgerator and a washing machine
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| And the food stayed cold and the clothes stayed clean
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Just a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| You can get all the things you seek
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| For a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| They got themselves a little home
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| With a second mortgage and a pretty good loan
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| He said to his wife, 'It's a pretty good life'
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| And she said, 'Honey we don’t need much money'
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Just a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| You can get all the things you seek
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| For a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| But six little kids did soon arrive
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| He had so many worries that he could not sleep
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| As their debts began to mount
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| They added them up apon a sheet
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| They said with tears, 'We'll take a thousand years at a'
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| Dollar down and a dollar a week
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| Just a dollar down and a dollar a week
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| You can get all the things you seek
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| For a dollar down
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| And a dollar a week |