| Half baked ideas of attack
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| Hit Lawrie Rimillard’s back
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| A salvo of doughnuts was thrown
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| She bought up five or six plots
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| The place where their father rots
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| Now put her box next to his
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| The Marianas Trench
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| Perceived as just half an inch
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| They sink that low every day
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| Amendments to the contract
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| This clause just might counteract
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| The foregoing heretofore
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| How many ounces of cut
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| Needed to turn a profit
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| That’s elementary math
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| If you like shooting up crack
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| And catching all kinds of flak
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| You’ll lead an interesting life
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| Now safe sex is all the rage
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| Read it on every page
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| Buy yourself some new balloons
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| There’s bags of lettuce to eat
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| My socks are shoes for my feet
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| Hey can you loan me a dime?
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| The Japs eat tuna eyeballs
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| And play with Godzilla dolls
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| And kick our business asses
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| It’s group A streptococcus
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| On which we need to focus
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| It killed 12 Limies this year
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| I’ve had a very bad day
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| I blew my family away
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| The neighbors say that I’m weird
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| That fucking toilet won’t flush
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| It’s full of paper and mush
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| The plumber’s ass is his face
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| Too bad about the fire
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| Too bad about the fire
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| Too bad about the fire
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| Too bad about the fire
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| Too bad about the fire |