Lyrics Lady Shoes - The Jesus Lizard

Lady Shoes

There’s a girl playing her piano
There’s a little girl playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in
And jacks off on the piano and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano and jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity ward
Nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies
Destroys the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
She calls the doctor, said look what I’ve done
She calls the doctor, said look what I’ve done
She calls the doctor, said look what I’ve done
Doctor comes in
Pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then the motel manager comes by
And takes a little shit in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick,
lipstick