| Uh, roy?
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| Yes deutch?
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| It’s about my hats
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| What about them? |
| I mean, they bring something out in me. |
| i…
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| I don’t want that something, I want my hats back
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| Why just… we’re supposed to be friends… people who like each other want to
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| see each other’s lives enriched in some way…
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| You were seen last night in a restaurant havingdinnerwith one of my hats
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| It’s a small thing
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| You know…
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| When I say you’re a pork chop you best believe you’re a pork chop
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| P-o-r-k
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| When a fella comes a callin' and you’re waiting there til morning…
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| He’s a pork chop
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| Pork chop
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| When he’s whistlin his romances, and he’s making other glances…
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| He’s a pork chop
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| Pork chop
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| He’s a running and a dancing while he paints the town a special blue
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| Teaching roller skating to the missing farm, that’s the way he do
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| So I care about things
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| He can play mysterioso and everybody knows so
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| He’s a pork chop
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| Pork chop
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| Gonna leave me at the altar reading comic books by faulkner
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| He’s a pork chop
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| Pork chop
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| He’s dragging his ass round, promises he said he’d do
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| And I knew
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| He’d be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming «you're a pork chop!
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| Pork chop!»
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| I take issue
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| You should try faulkner
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| I should what?!
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| Try faulkner
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| …soundsdirty
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| Look. |
| the thing is this: I am a doer
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| Huh!
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| There are doers and there are don’ters
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| Yes, yes…
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| I may not be there for you, but I am doing things
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| Yes… uh huh…
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| That’s a responsible person, a caring person, not what you say, a jambone de
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| pork, whatever.
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| Wha… wait a second. |
| just wait a second…
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| I try to tell my feelings, and he’s looking at the ceiling
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| He’s a pork chop
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| Pork chop
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| On and on about abuses, and he’s sitting being useless
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| He’s a pork chop
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| (that's for sure!)
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| He’s dragging his ass round, promises he said he’d do
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| And I knew
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| He’d be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming «you're a pork chop!
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| Pork chop!»
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| I am suprised! |
| I don’t know why… |