| Debbie: i have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.
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| Iggy: is that what they’re saying? |
| well, did you evah!
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| Both: what a swell party this is!
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| Iggy: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?
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| Debbie: sounds like pure soap opera. |
| i may cry.
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| Iggy: aw…
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| Both: what a swell party this is!
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| Iggy: what frails!
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| Debbie: what cocks!
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| Iggy: what broads!
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| Debbie: what jocks…
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| Iggy: what furs! |
| they’re beautiful!
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| Debbie: why, i’ve never seen such…
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| Both: yuppity!
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| Debbie: neither did i.
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| Iggy: it’s all just too…
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| Both: swellegant!
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| Debbie: this french champagne…
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| Iggy: (domestic!)
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| Debbie: so good for the brain.
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| Iggy: that’s what i was gonna say!
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| Debbie: well, you know you’re a brilliant fellow.
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| Iggy: thank you, i am!
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| Debbie: hehe, drink up jim.
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| Iggy: so… have you ever been out to l.a. |
| lately?
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| Debbie: well no, not recently.
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| Iggy: well, i went there and had a rent-a-car and all…
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| Debbie: oh, really?
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| Iggy: yeah and i got invited to pia’s house… pia zadora’s house…
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| Debbie: really? |
| oh.
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| Iggy: yeah.
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| Debbie: was it nice?
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| Iggy: well, i didn’t… i didn’t go!
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| Debbie: oh! |
| hehe.
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| Iggy: it woulda been swell though!
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| Debbie: shoulda gone!
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| Iggy: it woulda been elegant!
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| Debbie: elegant.
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| Oh wait, look… look who’s coming in now… can you believe it?
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| Iggy: …i hear they dismantled pickfair.
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| Debbie: they did.
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| Iggy: it wasn’t elegant enough. |
| hehe!
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| Debbie: yeah. |
| probably full of termites.
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| Iggy: yeah.
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| Both: it’s great!
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| It’s grand!
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| Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!
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| La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
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| We sing so rare, like old camembert.
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| Iggy: have you heard the dying star — she got bit in the astar bar.
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| Debbie: sauced again! |
| well, did you evah…
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| Both: what a swell party this is!
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| Have you heard?
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| It’s in the stars.
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| Next july we collide with mars.
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| Well did you evah!
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| What a swell party.
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| What a swell party.
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| What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party…
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| Debbie: smarty?
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| Iggy: party… yeah!
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| Debbie: a smarty party?
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| Iggy: i am! |
| a smarty! |
| i’m pretty smart!
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| Debbie: you are a smarty for coming to this party.
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| Iggy: yeah, that’s right!
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| Debbie: well piss off.
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| Iggy: hehehe, that’s good! |
| i like that. |