| A long time ago when the earth was green
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| And there was more kinds of animals than you’ve ever seen
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| They’d run around free while the earth was being born
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| But the loveliest of them all was the Unicorn
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| There were green alligators and long necked geese
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| Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees
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| Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born
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| The loveliest of all was the Unicorn
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| Now God seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
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| And He says «Stand back, I’m going to make it rain.»
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| He says «Hey brother Noah, I’ll tell you what to do
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| Build me a floating zoo. |
| And take some of them…
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| Green alligators and long necked geese
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| Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees
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| Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born
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| Don’t you forget My Unicorn."
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| Old Noah was there to answer the call
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| He finished up making the ark just as the rain started fallin
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| He marched in the animals two by two
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| And he called out as they went through, «Hey Lord, I got your…»
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| Green alligators and long necked geese
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| Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
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| Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord I’m so forlorn
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| I just can’t see no Unicorn."
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| Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
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| Them Unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
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| Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
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| Oh them silly Unicorns
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| There were green alligators and long necked geese
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| Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
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| Noah cried «Close the door, cause the rain is pouring
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| And we just can’t wait for no Unicorn.»
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| The ark started movin, it drifted with the tide
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| Them Unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
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| And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
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| And that’s why you’ll never seen a Unicorn… to this very day
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| You’ll see green alligators and long necked geese
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| Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
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| Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born
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| You’re never gonna see no Unicorn |