
Date of issue: 29.09.1999
Record label: Rover
Song language: English
Grandma Got Run-over by a Reindeer |
Grandma got run over by a reindeer |
Walking home from our house Christmas eve |
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa |
But as for me and grandpa we believe |
She’d been drinking too much eggnog |
And we begged her not to go |
But she forgot her medication, and she |
Staggered out the door into the snow |
When we found her Christmas morning |
At the scene of the attack |
She had hoof-prints on her forehead |
And incriminating Claus marks on her back |
Now we’re all so proud of grandpa |
He’s been taking this so well |
See him in there watching football |
Drinking root beer and |
Playing cards with Cousin Mel |
It’s not Christmas without Grandma |
All the family’s dressed in black |
And we just can’t help but wonder: |
Should we open up her gifts |
Or send them back? |
Send them back! |
Now the goose is on the table |
And the pudding made of fig |
And the blue and silver candles |
That would just have matched |
The hair on grandma’s wig |
I’ve warned all my |
Friends and neighbors |
Better watch out for yourselves |
They should never give a license |
To a man who drives a sleigh |
And plays with elves |
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