| Tinker, you better place another bet
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| The rich up in the castle haven’t finished eating yet
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| They’ll throw you a bone or a spat-out stone
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| But knowing them, that’s all you’ll get
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| Tailor, you better close another shop
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| No-one wants your quality, make do with what you’ve got
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| They’ll let you survive, they’ll let you get by
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| But knowing them, they’ll let you rot
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| (You better be doubtful) you better be doubtful
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| (You better beware, ware, ware) you better beware
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| (You better not shout now) you better not shout, now
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| (You better not care, care, care) you better not care
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| Tinker, you better buy another boot
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| Those 'Poker Continental' are finally showing through
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| We’ll get you a pair from a second-hand fair
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| They’ll only have a 'two'
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| Sailor, you better sink a few more ships
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| Admiral loony Nelson cannot find his game of Risk
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| We’ll lose a few lives, a couple of tribes
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| But knowing him, he’ll lick his lips
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| From Queen Wilkinds to Queen Victoria
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| We’ve had a promising side
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| From King Callaghan to Bonny Prince Francis
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| We’ve paid up and we’ve cried
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| Princess Gower and Princess Ferguson
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| We’ve looked a hard nut to crack
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| But we’re weak at the
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| But we’re weak at the
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| But we’re weak at the back! |