Lyrics Little Johnny Went To Parliament - The Holloways

Little Johnny Went To Parliament

Well we’ve all heard times about Little Johnny
Get in trouble at school, filthy little mouth
He called a teacher a tool, during his honour technology
During science, the teacher he respected
Wrote down his defiance with a subject unexpected
Of what would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea
And Johnny comes in from school and says
Mum, there’s a star on fire in the sky
And it scares me I don’t know why
Little Johnny’s got tears in his eyes and his mum says
Calm down son, we don’t want anymore of them floods in here
Remember last year when we nearly lost the house
And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned
So look here now, Little Johnny’s on a mission
Down to Parliament, by his own admission
It’s an argument he expects and he’s gonna let his anger flow
So Johnny starts a talk for the MPs and the speaker
'Bout his worries for the Earth but they’re lost in the ether
Johnny ain’t daft so he leaves and he wipes up the thermostat
He locks them inside, they cannot be breathing
Now Little Johnny’s outside, the MPs are on fire
So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire brigade
Aimed for the windows as Little Johnny did a cry
The world flooded in and all the faders shut an eye
And none of them were sailors
And were scared of chopping seas and catastrophe
'Cause there’s a star on fire in the sky
And it scares me I don’t know why
Little Johnny’s got tears in his eyes and his mum says
Calm down son, we don’t want anymore of them floods in here
Remember last year when we nearly lost the house
And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned
So off went the water and down came the heat
All the way down to an ice age degree
And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree'
So in comes Johnny, not so little now
Back at my school, our … says how
The teacher’s a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see
'Cause there’s a star on fire in the sky
And it scares me I don’t know why
But Little Johnny’s got tears in his eyes and his mum says
Calm down son, we don’t want anymore of them floods in here
Remember last year when we nearly lost the house
And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned