
Date of issue: 08.10.2006
Record label: Nonesuch
Song language: English
When You Play the Violin |
I have known little civility, sir |
Few have been kind, fewer truthful |
And though within my ability, sir |
I remain dutifully youthful |
I go gray, then bald, with chagrin |
When you play the violin |
How I pray for death to begin |
When you play the violin |
True, there’s been trouble and trickery, sir |
Trembling and tribulations |
Twitches from switches of hickory, sir |
You, sir, and your usurpations |
But my patience wears very thin |
When you play the violin |
How I stay, I can’t imagine |
When you play the violin |
I’ve endured struggling and thuggery, sir |
Physical Ed and psychosis |
Sculleries, skulls, and skullduggery, sir |
Haplessness, hype and hypnosis |
But, oy vey! |
The horrible din |
When you play the violin |
You betray an ear made of tin |
When you play, when you slay |
The violin… |
(Proceeds to play violin) |
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