Lyrics We Are the Gothic Archies - The Gothic Archies

We Are the Gothic Archies

Death, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a record
And don’t forget to tip
The Gothic Archies are we With whom you should not mess
The apogee and zenith
Of gothicarchieness
We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Death, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a T-shirt
And then you will be hip
Are The Gothic Archies we?
Oh, are we ever they
In fact, it is a mystery
How anyone could say
We’re not The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Pip, Tentacles, and Death
We love to kill such people
By squeezing out their breath
Are we The Gothic Archies?
Be careful what you say
(You are The Gothic Archies)
(Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)
Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay
Areway eway;
Illiantbray yricistslay
An’tcay ouyay eesay?
Though gothic we are Archie (Archie)
Though archie we are goth
No satan-worshippers we We worship Yog-Sothoth
, eihcra era ew cithog ohT
(eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht
ew sreppihsrow-natas oN
!htohtoS-goY pihsrow eW